Category: Humour

Clot Shot Carnage: The Evidence Is Everywhere

Just a Quick Post Including a Short Video Clip Today.

So, everyone (like BGB) who warns you about the damage and mortal dangers of the mRNA injections (and provable other deadly contents in 20% of the vial batches – including graphene oxide and nanoparticulates) are tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorists – right?

Also complicit are the look alike sportsmen and women seen in this video – right? They’ve all had bribes paid to them by BGB (God forbid) to pretend to keel over with heart attacks – right?

Now Please Watch The Video Below:

 

Still not convinced? Still clinging desperately to the advice of your governments – who NEVER lie about anything and ALWAYS have your welfare at the core of their actions. Also those of you who ONLY listen to the mainstream media – like the BBC – and get all your news and advice from there –  yeah – right – not a good start.

Proper Advice

First, crack open your Piggy Bank. Then, pop down to your local ironmongers and purchase a large can of WD-40. Insert the nozzle into each ear in turn and squirt – it may loosen up your ability to hear properly. When finished with your hearing apparatus, stick the long red tube as far up your nose as you can. You may be able to get a healthcare ‘professional’ – who’s had experience of sticking 7 inch probes (for PCR tests), up noses to help you with this – to ensure  that the nozzle breaches the brain barrier by ripping the nasopharynx membrane. All done? Good.

Now go to bed and wait until your cognitive dissonance recedes. The WD-40 should have eased your mind to open wider and become more critical.

A load of nonsense of course – but it should make you stop and reassess what you’ve been led to believe up until now. Vast numbers of the general public have woken up and the tide has turned. So now you:

WAKE UP! 

And stop the killing – including the killing your own children and grandchildren.

In a roomful of deaf people the one listening to music and dancing is viewed as mad by the others”


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A Seasonal Gift To All Our Faithful Followers!

Thank You! To all Of BGB’s Faithful Followers And Subscribers During 2021.

And a special thank you to my brother in law – Eric Lewis – who lives on The Wirral, for sending me this hilarious ‘Saturnalia Christmas Album’ offer (please share it far and wide).

Some may possibly have heard it before – apparently it was doing the rounds at the end of 2020, not a lot has changed – and won’t change until enough of the sleeping public wake up to their eventual fate.

The video is tongue in cheek, but highlights this ridiculous hoax ‘virus’ situation that has been dumped on us, with masses of people swallowing the nonsense in their naivety and ignorance. After being completely duped, they then – in their fearful and ignorant state of panic –  have gone and rolled up their sleeves to be jabbed. Often landing in hospital or dead shortly afterwards.


Powerful illusions – nothing new – click on image

More enlightenment on general ignorance about the ‘festive season’  HERE! And you thought it was all about the birth of baby Jesus – sorry – but you were wrong.

You don’t think the Romans would give up their joyous festival, just because they made themselves the self appointed head of Christianity during Constantine’s reign in 313 CE do you?! Of course not – they simply transferred all their pagan rituals, incorporated them into so called Christianity and voila! If you can’t beat them – join them – and you make up the rules as their head.

In 380 CE Emperor Theodosius I made it the official state religion of the Roman Empire. Saturn got superseded by Jesus Christ and although born at the end of the harvest in Bethlehem (around the end of September/ beginning of October when the Jews paid their taxes to the ruling Romans – hence the reason Jesus was born in Bethlehem – the ‘tithe’ was paid in the town or city of origin of families), his birthday got magically moved to December the 25th and the rest is history.

Amazing how easy it is to fool people when they are told huge lies from official sources. Did you get taught this in school? No, you were fed historic bull-shit and indoctrinated to trust all governments and authority. Some things never change do they?

Further reading: The Two Babylons by Alexander Hislop


On The Inoculation Front – Don’t Take Anymore Risks

20% of those batches are deadly, or cause permanent health injuries. I hope that many reading this have been fortunate enough to have been injected with the remaining 80% of benign jabs. If you’re OK after getting an injection, then don’t have any more – because it’s a game of Russian Roulette.

If 100% percent of the vials contained poisons that either kills or maims, then the cat would be out of the bag very soon. Instead each inoculation programme contains 20% deadly, clot forming, neurological injury and severe cardiac problems. This is the reason the injections are on going. First it was one injection (to flatten the curve – remember that?). Then a second, followed by a booster, and now they are scaring people to continue getting jabbed for each ‘variant’ they magically produce – like a magician pulling white rabbits out of a hat. Getting the picture? I sincerely hope you are.

The Solution?

There is only one way out of this – stop complying with the insane directives foisted on you by your government. The directives have absolutely no basis in science – do the research yourself, starting here at BGB. With enough people applying peaceful civil disobedience, the whole scam collapses like a house of cards. Keep on being obedient, and acquiescing and you will continue to build prison walls for all of us. Don’t use violence, just stop obeying and above all else use the subtle weapon against them, called HUMOUR!

The other potent weapon is to bin your smart phone. Without smart phones, their QR code system collapses. If you want to be serveilled, tracked and Covid Passport interrogated – carry on. We’ll see how many are still here, or in quarantine centres (medical concentration camps) on the eve of the seasonal celebrations in 2022.

HAVE A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY!


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Keep Smiling!

Introduction

John Lennon was spot on when he said that what the ‘establishment’ can’t cope with is HUMOUR!

I would add to that by saying that they don’t understand SATIRE or POETRY either. They can’t deal with it, because it’s sophisticated and they don’t know how to respond.

As it’s the weekend, we need to lighten our hearts. What better way to do that, than listen to ‘Whathername’ (her pseudonym on video platforms) perform for you in this short video:

Not only a skit at the tyrannical powers that are currently attacking us, but a sideways swipe at the ‘clowns’ who have swallowed this hoax – despite the information put in front of them. I suppose “where it ain’t – you can’t put it“!


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Season’s Greetings To All Followers of BGB!

LOVE, TRUTH & PEACE to ALL!SPREAD  IT ALL AROUND!

Thought of a New Year Resolution Yet?

Why not make a vow to yourself that you will wake up as many of your family, friends, workmates and neighbours as possible – who are still fast asleep and hypnotised within the Stateist belief system. Do your utmost to make them aware of who is behind the evil scam that has been perpetrated against our human race.
OR
Just point them to: https://biggeesblog.cymru

Let them come to their own conclusions – we all know the old saying about leading a horse to water, but not being able to force the horse to drink!

If the horse dies of thirst – it won’t be your fault – don’t take it personally.

Despite the Doom & Gloom Propaganda Messages:


BGB will catch up with you in the New Year – unless something really big happens.

The Sick Seagull Story (How The Scamdemic Panic Started in Ceredigion, Wales)

A Brand New TV show Has Just Been Announced Called Hancock’s Half-Hour.

Hapless Hancock

Over the course of 30 minutes the main character, Hapless Hancock, playing the part of the UK Health Secretary, will highlight all the government’s absurd policies and fake facts and figures surrounding the COVID situation. (You really need a bit of humour to save your sanity during this made-up period of madness we are living through).

Some of the highlights of the show have already been leaked. One of the stories featured will be that of the Seagull on Aberaeron beach, in Ceredigion, West Wales, who is believed to be COVID positive. In an interview, a public health official from Ceredigion County Council claims that the seagull definitely has COVID as a local resident called Dai Disaster witnessed the bird regurgitating some chips it had stolen from a couple of pensioners sitting on a bench by the beach. This combined with the fact that another witness said it had beady eyes was enough to convince the authorities of its COVID positive status.

Rapid Response

Aberaeron town’s new permanent road changes

Ceredigion County Council’s Leader – the nearest thing we have to royalty in these parts.

As a result of this spike in cases, Aberaeron beach has been sealed off. The Celtic Cod chip shop – where the pensioners purchased the chips – has been demolished, the bench on which they sat has been removed and the surrounding beach area has been carpet-bombed – to prevent the rapid spread of the deadly virus throughout the county. The County Council also acted rapidly by blocking roads in all four major towns in the county, and tarmacked all the disabled parking places in Aberaeron town – presumably because these parking areas are reserved for disabled people, most of whom are aged, (not allowed to use the word ‘old’ anymore) dangerous and comprise the majority of the blue card holders in the county.

The pensioners themselves have been placed in quarantine for six months and anybody returning from their caravan holiday destination in the last few days have been told to put a cardboard box over their head whilst self-isolating for fourteen days.

The Dangers From Potatoes

As a precautionary measure, all purchases of potato chips (that’s ‘fries’ for anyone reading this from across the pond) in and around the West Wales coast region have been banned, with a prison term of three months and confiscation of their deep fat fryer for anyone that defies the new law. The head of the local police force was quoted as saying,

We will enforce the law with the utmost vigour. People have got to realise that cooking or consuming chips at this time could kill someone.”

The seagull at the centre of the storm was not captured but authorities did manage to fit it with a track and trace ankle bracelet before it escaped. It is hoped that all the birds it comes into contact with will be able to be traced and locked into special Nightingale aviaries that have been specifically set up for this purpose. Hapless Hancock was quick to point out that although the new facilities are called Nightingale aviaries all species of birds can be accommodated.

Beak Nappies

As a result of this terrifying event, all local bird owners are now required to ensure their pets have beak coverings when they cannot social distance from other birds. Canaries, cockatoos, parrots and budgies are all subject to the new law but mynah birds are exempt as it was thought that putting a mask over their beak and preventing them from speaking for any period of time would cause them too much anxiety (akin to the anxiety of humans who make videos on You Tube that opposes the official dribble – these videos are promptly removed for human safety reasons).

In the first show it is also believed Hapless Hancock will announce new, stricter measures to prevent the spread of Corona virus. According to the latest science, the virus can now make its way into a person’s system via the skin, hair, anus and ears, and so it will become mandatory to wear full body coverings when indoors. Recommended coverings are hazmat suits, suits of armour, (circa 16th Century) or a beekeeper’s outfit purchased from a reputable supplier. In the event that you do not own any of these, a home-made body covering will suffice and can be made out of any household material including old rags, toilet rolls or bits of coal. To help with designing your own body covering, a new billion-pound website has been set up by the Department of Health and Social Care.

Expert Advice

As well as full body coverings the latest expert advice is that a kipper placed strategically in one’s underwear should help prevent the spread of the virus (it helps with anti social distancing due to odour repulsion apparently). A study carried out by Poppycock University in Cambridge has shown that the viral load of the virus is inversely proportional to the size of fish used, but it is only true for kippers. Other piscine species have been trialled, but so far without success. Members of the public visiting their local fishmongers will be reminded to stay at least 10 salmon lengths apart at all times – apparently, another reason for the tarmacking of strategic areas of the county’s towns.

As new cases and fatalities are falling every day it is thought that the Corona virus has mutated to become craftier due to a hitherto unknown gene called the sneaky gene. It is now believed by experts to have changed its modus operandi and is causing a completely different set of symptoms. These new list of symptoms will be revealed on the show but are known to include, ‘looking slightly bewildered, walking with an odd gait, looking at other people in a funny manner and talking with a strange accent.’ Strange accents, especially in summer, are common in Welsh seaside towns.

The police are due to organise a press conference in the next few days where they will be encouraging the public to report anybody showing any of these signs to the authorities, emphasising it is now everyone’s public duty to spy on their neighbours and be wary of anyone new in the area, particularly if they have a limp and sound a little bit foreign.

As an incentive, a new scheme is to be introduced called, ‘Squeal for a meal,’ whereby any member of the public that grasses on another for acting oddly will get a voucher for a free meal at any local restaurant.

The programme will also feature the new virus behaviour modelling expert, Madame Zaza, who will predict the course of the virus by various methods including reading tea leaves whilst blindfolded, counting how many Natterjack toads will gather on the trunk of a fallen oak tree before sunset, recording how long it takes a piece of cheese to go mouldy in an enclosed environment and seeing how many boiled sweets she can suck in an hour –  whilst wearing a Mickey Mouse mask. Madame Zaza’s essential work will be sponsored by Mint Imperial college, London.

The latest science says these are the most accurate ways of predicting the behaviour of the virus as opposed to the previous method of thinking of a number, subtracting it from the average height of a giant sequoia tree, multiplying it by the distance between the moon and the earth at the time of a lunar eclipse and then adding a squillion to get the final figure.

This, of course, was the method employed by Fiddler Ferguson, the professor guilty of fiddling with the figures whilst he fiddled with his mistress.

Bo-Jo’s Role

Melodious Bo-Jo

The programme will also cater for the musically minded, as it will feature Bo-Jo the clown, doing a cover version of the Fun Boy Three’s hit, The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum, performed on a dither. (A dither is another form of the zither but is used solely by those who haven’t got a clue what they are doing). Accompanying him will be the Health Secretary and the Chief Medical Officer. It is thought The Glum Boy Three will have a regular slot on the programme.

Despite all the measures that will be highlighted in the show, a leaked document from the cabinet office has predicted that the only way to truly eradicate the virus is by culling the entire population so that it has no more potential hosts. To this end, another scheme is being advised where you can commit suicide to avoid catching COVID. It will be called, ‘Check Out to Help Out.’

It is envisaged that there will be a large uptake, as many members of the public desperately want to stay COVID safe. However, if demand does not meet the required level, the scheme will become mandatory. Those unwilling to comply will be effectively water-boarded into submission by being forced to wear a dirty, home-made face mask during a heavy rainstorm (rainstorms are a common occurrence in Wales).

Happy viewing!



Loosely based on an original article written by Stephen McMurray.


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The Magic Of Algorithms . . . pick a number – any number . . . .

A Game To Play With Your Bored Children or Grandchildren During House Arrest

Just a short little offering today.

Remember the magician – when he he was about to show you a card trick? It goes something like this: “pick a card, any card . . . . “.

Well now there’s a brand new Covid-19 numbers game that you can play using Google (it also works using most other search engines). You gather the children around and say “pick a number, any number, up to five digits – now watch how I can magically come up with that number for Covid-19 cases”

You then type in the number the children choose, followed by the word ‘Cases’ – no need for anything else, and hit the ‘enter’ key. E.g.

How magical is that? You can play for hours – until you run out of numbers. Good ol’ Google will faithfully return the story to match your search – isn’t that amazing?

Clever things these algorithms (an algorithm is a step by step programmed procedure to solve logical and mathematical problems – used extensively by You Tube to censor material ‘Big Brother’ doesn’t like). 

Absolutely AMAZING!  They must think we’re ALL stupid.

 


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Sneaky Virus This

Background

I was contacted by my sister-in-law Pat who penned the following, which I thought was satirically hilarious, with very serious undertones which exposes the way the Sheeple have been conned. I’ve reproduced it here on the blog. Feel free to copy and spread it around – you never know, it could go viral!!

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I’ve ever heard of. It’s very dangerous in the way it spreads.

  1. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at Home Bargains.
  2. It can wreak havoc in pubs and restaurants! Although it’s mind-boggling how it vanishes at the beach or in the park. Yet, standing to watch a marathon or at a gig or festival triggers its wrath.
  3. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at Primark but not at Tesco’s or Asda.
  4. It is non-alcoholic. It can’t spread when you are buying beer.
  5. It lives for 24 hours on Amazon boxes, you must wait 24 hours to touch them but it can’t survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot latte is safe.
  6. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, tennis rackets and ballet bars, but dies on shopping trolleys and food.
  7. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank machines, cashiers, and fast food workers.
  8. It’s so smart. It won’t bother the first 6 people that get together but it knows when the 7th person shows up so be careful if that’s you.
  9. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it. If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away.
  10. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations.

Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus?!?

 


Big Gee adds:

Especially as viruses are not even classed as living organisms! Perhaps a new non-living organism based intelligence has been discovered – just like AI!

More info. HERE

Out of interest did you know that each human has about 380 TRILLION viruses (compared to just 38 TRILLION bacteria) in their bodies?

Click HERE for more info.

Which begs the question do we produce viruses internally from our own cells (when they release exosomes due to environmental stresses and toxins)? Or do we get ‘infected’ with viruses from outside our own bodies? The former seems to be the most likely answer.

When they tried to purposely infect others, to try and explore the causes of the great Spanish Flu Pandemic, by mixing body fluids and gases from infected patients to healthy persons they failed in every single attempt – not ONE healthy human got infected. Despite using mucus, air droplets (sneezing and coughing on one another) and one party breathing directly into the mouth of another! Now there’s a mystery.

It also shows that we know very little about viruses. The problem seems to originate from the fact that viruses have been examined and treated in the context of Germ Theory – a big mistake. Viruses are not ‘germs’ (bacteria). Treating them as bacteria does not work – hence the reason why there has been no known practical vaccines to combat virus induced disease (e.g. some of the coronavirus family, referred to as ‘the common cold’ – no cure). Antibiotics don’t work either (although the vast majority of the population don’t realise that). “Dr. I think I have the flu – can I have some antibiotics please”?!. Most mainstream scientists seem to have been barking up the wrong tree for about a hundred years.

There goes another Covid-19 myth!

Then THEY will probably say:

Damn – what else can we use as an excuse to scare people shitless! Let’s burn all the medical books, and close down all the schools and medically based websites – to keep these “useless eaters” (Henry Kissinger quote) ignorant of the facts – they’re so much easier to control when they’re ignorant, under educated and totally panicked – whilst crippled by fear.


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